Monica Padman
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Appearances Over Time
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Oh no, that's part of my story.
Staples and then my elbows are all like banged up.
So I just wasn't in the best of shape.
And it's scarred.
Not that you can really see.
I have a lot of hair, but the story is nine years old, which is insane.
The back of my head is still super sensitive.
Still just in this bathing suit.
And I'm like, I really got to go pee again, of course.
They're like, ma'am, you can't stand up.
You're just in this little bathing suit.
I'm like, all right, well, then give me some pants or something.
And they give me the big blue hospital outfit.
The most conservative hospital in America.
So they ended up doing the MRI, the CAT scan, all those things, calling my parents.
And you can imagine how that went.
The doctor kept telling my mom on the phone, like, ma'am, her blood alcohol count is zero.
Because everyone's like, oh, she got hit by a car because she's drunk.
And I'm like, no, I'm not drunk.
I don't know how I didn't have broken bones.