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Monica Padman

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Appearances Over Time

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And the van ended up being an Uber that was actually driving around other spring breakers.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So this caused so much commotion.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

You know, there's 30 of my closest friends on the beach that everyone's obviously being nosy, like, what the heck's going on?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

They knew I went to go pee, but didn't think they're going to see me laying in the middle of the road.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So my college roommate, Hannah, ended up seeing that with me and she came sprinting over.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Again, I'm the only sober one.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So that sobered her up really, really quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

As I'm getting on the stretcher, going into the ambulance, she's like yelling at the paramedics, please let me in.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

They're like, ma'am, you're in a bikini.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

You cannot come in here like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So she literally grabbed anyone's clothes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I don't even know what she was wearing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I think she was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and some random shoes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

None of it belonged to her.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I think that they realized how scared and stressed I was.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So once she had clothes, they allowed her in and I didn't even have my phone with me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Everyone's phones kept getting stolen on that spring break.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I left my phone in the room.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I'm just in the road with no phone, no nothing.