Monica Padman

Oh my God.

I don't really remember how the rest of the story went, but he wanted to follow me on Instagram.

So we kept in touch for a little bit post-college, but nothing ever came of it.

Once I got back to Ohio, I had some time to like take everything in.

And I realized that Florida is a no fault state.

So that Uber driver never had to pay for anything.

But I did have to file a lawsuit, so insurance would cover my medical expenses for that day, which ended up being pretty expensive and that ambulance ride.

And then the reason that silly picture that you thought you're getting trolled with, Tim Misny, he's like the most famous lawyer in Cleveland, and he's known for his eyebrow.

There's billboards throughout Cleveland of just the eyebrow.

The eyebrow is his thing.

The billboard says nothing else, just the eyebrow.

It's insane.

I couldn't even do it if I tried.

But his slogan is, we'll make them pay.

And he did just that.

He delivered.

Nothing that I ever found out.

That's insane.

That's literally a hit and run.

And of course, it was like in the crosswalk.