Morgan Bounds
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I've got a great fucking rack.
I'm multifaceted, I really am.
But I am seeing a guy, and what I'm doing is every time we hook up, I make him a bomb-ass breakfast in the morning, like really Southern good breakfast, and the goal is I Pavlov him, and when he sees an omelet with his eyeballs, his dick gets hard.
I think that could be cool, no?
Like he drives by a Denny's and he's like, fuck.
I got to call this bitch, dude.
I fucked it up, I did, I fucked it up, because the other day he got arrested in a McDonald's jerking off on a McGriddle, giving it the old Mac sauce.
Thank you guys, I'm Morgan.
Like maybe three months.
I don't know.
I go to a lot of comedy shows and I've been known to get a giggle or two.
Not tonight, but you know.
I am a district manager for Zoomies.
So I know skateboards.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Tony Hawk?
You're the first today.