Morgan
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Podcast Appearances
Your cheering scared his child, but men on large horses charging at each other with lances doesn't?
Wait until the kids see a death joust.
We know our blood packs are good if we manage to create splash zones in the first row.
My favorite choreography was the year the knight popped my squire's head like a watermelon after I fatally stabbed him.
I have never seen one of those jousts.
They're like, where is this Ren fest?
Because they're kid-friendly events that generally don't allow fake blood.
Like even having just fake blood on your costume design can get you banned from an event.
Anything that splashes is strictly forbidden.
And the blood jouster responds, Midwest.
We advertise it as a death joust in the program, and it ends with all the dead jousters magically resurrecting and learning their lesson.