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Morgan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Your cheering scared his child, but men on large horses charging at each other with lances doesn't?

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Where did this guy think he was?

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Wait until the kids see a death joust.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

We know our blood packs are good if we manage to create splash zones in the first row.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

My favorite choreography was the year the knight popped my squire's head like a watermelon after I fatally stabbed him.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

I have never seen one of those jousts.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

So people have questions.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

They're like, where is this Ren fest?

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Because they're kid-friendly events that generally don't allow fake blood.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Like even having just fake blood on your costume design can get you banned from an event.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

Anything that splashes is strictly forbidden.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

And the blood jouster responds, Midwest.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

We advertise it as a death joust in the program, and it ends with all the dead jousters magically resurrecting and learning their lesson.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

The good guys always win.

Two Hot Takes
266: Overwhelmed!

I used to make the blood packs.