Morgan

A lot of people are like, congrats, you've been eating off the litter box this whole time.

That's fucking disgusting.

He's going to need to buy a new sponge.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is called weaponized incompetence.

So it's come up recently.

A good example is a story I've had on the podcast before.

And so it's when people will purposefully do tasks wrong so that they stopped being asked to do them.

So this girl asked her boyfriend, hey, can you do the laundry?

And he couldn't figure out how to wash anything.

He'd combine everything.

He'd throw bleach in with black.

He was horrible at the laundry because he didn't want to do it.

Why can't you do it, babe?

So anytime he would try, he would mess it up.

He bleached her little black dress and she tried to like fix it with a Sharpie.

Didn't work.

And so in order to kind of punish him for his weaponized incompetence, she wore that black dress to one of his work dinners or something to embarrass him.

And you learned, yeah.

Yeah, my dad stuck my clothes in the dryer once and I cried and he never washed my stuff again.

Well, I didn't even, he wasn't doing my laundry.