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Morgan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
31621 total appearances

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Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I told her sister to come over at around 9.45pm because we were going to tell her the truth.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

She agreed, and I waited.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

The anxiety I felt was tremendous, but I just kept reminding myself that this was all my fault and nobody else but me made that mistake.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

When the sister didn't arrive by 10, I knew something was up.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

My suspicions were confirmed when they walked in the house together at 10.15.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

They sat me down and explained the situation.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Sister had come clean to the girlfriend, and after a brief quarrel and anger, they decided to fuck with me to see how long I would keep the secret for.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Props to them because I was completely blindsided.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend, was very calm and had sister pack her a bag to go stay with her.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I told her my friends and I would bring her belongings and furniture anywhere she wanted me to.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

She told me that she didn't want me touching her stuff and she would be moved out when I got home from work on Monday.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Too long, didn't read.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Neither of them were pregnant.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

They found out about me cheating and fucked with me.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I'm single now.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

That was my first thing.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I was like, ugh.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I'd be an only child.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

But I guess, like, what's that saying?

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

When you hate someone, the enemy of your enemy is my friend?