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Morgan

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

We asked them to come to the housewarming party without their dog.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Their parents live nearby, so leaving the dog for a day shouldn't be too much of a hassle.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

They are now mad at us for being heartless, and it seems that they don't want to continue our friendship.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Wow.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Am I wrong for picking furniture and my cat over friendship?

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

No, they literally...

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

And like the fact that like this is not a kid, like this is also a dog.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

That's why I'm saying that this is crazy.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

It's ludicrous.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

And I think it's so nuts to like, okay, your dog is clearly not very housebroken and we have a new place with white carpet, white sofa, and it's a housewarming party.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

There's going to be a lot of other guests.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

There's going to be maybe food displayed on the counter.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I don't need to watch your dog

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Big dog Beethoven who's just wrecking havoc.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Yeah.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

And deal with that.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I'm just envisioning the drool and like stealing food off the counters.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

And I love dogs, but this is not your house.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Yeah.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

And to end a friendship over it, you're a fair weather friend.