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Morgan

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Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

My sister texted me instructions to pick up the disposable cameras from the coordinator and have them developed because she wanted to put together a slideshow when she returned.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I had them developed, and I was flipping through them, and I came across an image of my brother-in-law kissing a mysterious woman.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I have stared at this photo for what must be an hour, and I can't place the woman he's kissing.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Once more, it's kind of blurry, like maybe it was taken in a hurry, sort of out of focus, but just focused enough that I can place his face.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

There's no doubt about it.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

This man is my brother-in-law.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

This is my sister's husband.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

From the tux to his loafers to the wedding band, I've flipped through the rest of the pictures, and he is the only one wearing a very specific tie that's sort of a running joke between him and my sister.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I've started passively asking around about this woman at her wedding, and I told our side that I wanted to reach out to her about some services that she said she provided.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Obvious lie.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

But no one knows who she is, and she is only in two photos.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

One is a side profile.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

The other is her kissing my brother-in-law.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

This was a very passionate yet secret kiss.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

It was taken outside of the tent where the reception was held, just far away enough that no one would have seen them near the tree line.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

They're holding each other.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

I don't know if I'm taking this out of context.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

Maybe I am.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

My brother-in-law is a great guy, so I don't like that I'm automatically jumping to conclusions, but this is a very uncomfortable photo.

Two Hot Takes
261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches

The way it was taken was suspect too, because it's slightly out of focus.