Morgan

I went to a more prestigious university than my husband, but whatever.

He's also said multiple times now that he likes his paternal grandparents more because it's clean and normal.

My parents' house is perfectly clean.

Again, more parodying of my husband.

I'm tired of it.

My family is 100% respectable, and I want my kid to love them and treat them the same as the other half.

I know he's young, and kids do the darndest things, but I don't want this snowballing.

I've talked to my husband, and he assures me that he'll stop, but he keeps making these little quips and brushes it off as, "'He doesn't understand.'"

He does.

His little brain is like a sponge.

How do I get this to stop?

They sound horrible.

My first thought was just one word, divorce.

And I know people are like, oh, it's not that serious.

But the thing is, it's not just what he thinks about your family.

He's kind of thinking the same things about you.

If your son came up to you and goes, how'd you get into college?

And you say, oh, well, you know, I applied and blah, blah, blah.

And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How did you get into college if you're dumb?