Mountain Monsters Narrator

It's a piece of my shit.

We just got that pipe open, and there it was. That's the other piece of that lashing we was looking for. The lashing? Now we have all the pieces of the Thunder Axe.

We just got that pipe open, and there it was. That's the other piece of that lashing we was looking for. The lashing? Now we have all the pieces of the Thunder Axe.

We just got that pipe open, and there it was. That's the other piece of that lashing we was looking for. The lashing? Now we have all the pieces of the Thunder Axe.

We need to get it in that safety box and give the lightning man his chance to touch it.

We need to get it in that safety box and give the lightning man his chance to touch it.

We need to get it in that safety box and give the lightning man his chance to touch it.

The trap is set. The Thunder Axe is in the security box. Now we have to back off and let the Lightning Man do his part. All right, as much as I hate to do this, guys. Fall into the trap. We have to leave that Thunder Axe here and we have to back out.

The trap is set. The Thunder Axe is in the security box. Now we have to back off and let the Lightning Man do his part. All right, as much as I hate to do this, guys. Fall into the trap. We have to leave that Thunder Axe here and we have to back out.

The trap is set. The Thunder Axe is in the security box. Now we have to back off and let the Lightning Man do his part. All right, as much as I hate to do this, guys. Fall into the trap. We have to leave that Thunder Axe here and we have to back out.

Yeah. As much as I hate to do this, we got to let Thunder Man stick his hot loins in there and then when he does... He will jizz lightning and we will all become all powerful.

Yeah. As much as I hate to do this, we got to let Thunder Man stick his hot loins in there and then when he does... He will jizz lightning and we will all become all powerful.

Yeah. As much as I hate to do this, we got to let Thunder Man stick his hot loins in there and then when he does... He will jizz lightning and we will all become all powerful.

All mythological creatures will bow to our will. We have the Thunder Axe.

All mythological creatures will bow to our will. We have the Thunder Axe.

All mythological creatures will bow to our will. We have the Thunder Axe.

Full of pee, but it's the Thunder Axe nonetheless. Give the lightning man his chance to touch that Thunder Axe. Yeah. Huckleberry, Bill, Jeff, get up high on that ridge about 100 yards back behind the trap. All right. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that high ridge. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that Krispy Kreme.

Full of pee, but it's the Thunder Axe nonetheless. Give the lightning man his chance to touch that Thunder Axe. Yeah. Huckleberry, Bill, Jeff, get up high on that ridge about 100 yards back behind the trap. All right. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that high ridge. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that Krispy Kreme.

Full of pee, but it's the Thunder Axe nonetheless. Give the lightning man his chance to touch that Thunder Axe. Yeah. Huckleberry, Bill, Jeff, get up high on that ridge about 100 yards back behind the trap. All right. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that high ridge. Will you come with me? We're going to hit that Krispy Kreme.

You guys wait for certain death. I'll be at the Krispy Kreme. Jump on this side. Trap door goes down. We come running.