Hot, Hard Axe of The Thunder Brothers!
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What are the top economic tips from Darlene Stinkhand?
And it's 15 after the hour here in the Rod Cunningham Diesel Depot studio. A check of traffic and weather right around the corner. But first, let's check on the markets. They're doing terribly and crab appleans are obviously concerned about the economy. WSHIT's consumer reporter, Darlene Stinkhand, has a few pieces of advice for those getting the jitters around the economy. The first thing on her list? Invest heavily in meme coin. She explains that meme coin is a low-risk, almost guaranteed return. Her second piece of advice? Pick up a second career. She explains that those signs on telephone poles where you can make $5,000 to $7,000 a week working from home are often true, and most people just drive by them.
She encourages listeners to go ahead and make that phone call and follow through. Some other advice from Darlene was to join your friend's MLM company. She explained that any company that makes you buy thousands of dollars worth of product you probably can't sell is a surefire bet to make millions and millions of dollars in extra income. We were lucky enough to catch up with Darlene in the studio earlier, and here's some other advice she had for the listeners.
If you save your money, you can get stuff like a new living suit. It takes about a year to save up $3,000. I'm gonna get a new bedroom set. Yay! With lights on it. I hope I can be able to get it.
And finally, Darlene expressed that most people miss an opportunity to become millionaires by simply not attending those weekend real estate seminars. She shared that two days worth of your time and thousands of dollars in coaching services you'll never use was an opportunity to build a solid foundation of real estate knowledge and become the next billionaire tycoon. Darlene will be back at the top of the hour to share some more wisdom. We'll be back after this commercial break.
I'm going to get a new bedroom set. Yay!
On this episode of The Commercial Break... What? This sounds really complicated for a mythological dum-dum creature. Like, for a walking ape? Really?
The trap is set. The Thunder Axe is in the security box. Now we have to back off and let the Lightning Man do his part. All right, as much as I hate to do this, guys... Fall into the trap? Yeah. We have to leave that Thunder Axe here and we have to back out. Yeah. As much as I hate to do this, we gotta let Thunder Man stick his hot loins in there and then when he does... He will jizz lightning and we will all become all powerful. All mythological creatures will bow to our will. We have the thunder axe.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
How do Bryan and Krissy introduce the episode?
Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. And happy day after the spring equinox.
Ooh, the vernal.
The vernal. The venereal equinox, as I like to call it. It's when my syphilis flares up every year around this time. Large robot. I got a large robot penis. Oh, yes. The spring equinox when the technically when the sun rays are directly over the equator and then it moves to the then it moves to start shining on the northern hemisphere just a little bit more than it has before. That's why it's 31 degrees in Atlanta. Welcome to spring.
I know. It's been like 75.
I know.
That's all we talk about is how miserable we are about the weather. It's too hot. It's too cold. The pollen's out. The sun is out. I don't know. But one of my kids was very excited about the spring equinox. He was like, it's the first day of spring, Dad. And I was like, yeah. I'm still wiping your ass. What's going on there? Maybe this is the first day of not wiping your ass. How's that? Because the older you get. The more manly your shit gets, the more I get disgusted. The other day I had to call Astrid. I was like, Astrid, I need your help on this one. I cannot deal with the smell. It is a man smell. Yes. Meanwhile, all 13 children are still visiting me in the morning in the tiny little cabinet that I have. Water closet or whatever you call it. They all come in. They file in.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the top economic tips from Darlene Stinkhand?
0:03–3:00
2
How do Bryan and Krissy introduce the episode?
3:00–7:06
3
What are the funniest moments from Bryan's family life?
7:06–17:23
4
How did Bryan's podcast become known at Starbucks?
17:23–23:58
5
Why does Bryan dislike the time clock changes?
23:58–34:25
6
What makes Mountain Monsters a hilarious show?
34:25–1:05:23