Mountain Monsters Narrator

Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff Rowe. Jeff. It's clear. The more you yell his name, the more he will recover from a certain lightning strike. It's in the medical textbooks.

Lightning! In my 49 years in the woods, I've never had a lightning bolt hit that close to me. You can feel the power. Holy s***.

Lightning! In my 49 years in the woods, I've never had a lightning bolt hit that close to me. You can feel the power. Holy s***.

Lightning! In my 49 years in the woods, I've never had a lightning bolt hit that close to me. You can feel the power. Holy s***.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is 49. That's just how many years he's been out in these woods this time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is 49. That's just how many years he's been out in these woods this time.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is 49. That's just how many years he's been out in these woods this time.

Is he all right?

Is he all right?

Is he all right?

He never got killed. Buck, he was standing right there.

He never got killed. Buck, he was standing right there.

He never got killed. Buck, he was standing right there.

If I got some bad news, brother. What? Your boot blew off, and you pissed your pants. Yeah. Yeah.

If I got some bad news, brother. What? Your boot blew off, and you pissed your pants. Yeah. Yeah.

If I got some bad news, brother. What? Your boot blew off, and you pissed your pants. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll clean you up.

We'll clean you up.

We'll clean you up.

We'll catch you new ones. You're lucky to be alive. Yes, sir. All I remember is Huckleberry and Bill going down over that hill. Next thing I saw, a flash of light, a huge boom blew the piss out of me. My boot flew off. That's the brightest light I've ever seen in my whole life.