Mountain Monsters Narrator
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Huckleberry. Easy. Come over the top of that hill. What a sight to see. Huckleberry standing up here. Huckleberry.
Buck-ass naked, covered in mud, pulled that damn totem pole.
Huckleberry! Huckleberry wasn't in his right mind. We didn't know what to do. So Bill Jeff tackled it just to try to get control of him so he wouldn't take off again.
Here, Huck. Huck, you all right? Are you Huckleberry now? Are you Huckleberry now? I'm a wet Huckleberry.
Ha-ha, wet Huckleberry. The cold water must have done the trick because he's back. What's the last thing you remember?
Coming to in the water. Jeff on top of me. Bill's there. Next thing I know, I look up. The whole team's there. It's a foursome I'll never forget. I have no idea what I've been doing. Did you see it, Buck? Buck, I don't think I did. I can't tell you for positive. It was like I was up here and my body was down here and I was watching everything I was doing.
And I was making sweet love to that totem pole.
Sounds weird, but that's the only way I can explain it.
I want to fuck a totem pole. Wow. Trying to give you guys all the answers I can. I hope it comes back. I'd love to know what the hell happened. I'd love to be able to tell you.
You'll be fine. I'm telling you, I've never felt like this. This is scary. I know Buck feels this way. You have no control. I've never made love to a totem pole before.
What you do. You think you do and you think you're fighting? This thing's strong.
We didn't even get to go after that stupid Cherokee devil. I'll tell you what we're going to do. We're going home.
You're tuned in. Then we're going to arm up. We're coming back.
That little guy, he seems like a little child. He's so excited. Guys, this team's on a mission to prove the existence of Bigfoot in Appalachia. We'll come back.
And this is Kalu. He's the most bizarre and dangerous Bigfoot we've ever chased. We're going home. We're going to lick our wounds. We're going to get our heads straight. And we're coming back. Huck, I thank you and Buck. Need to sort your thoughts.
Yeah. After what happened with Buck and me, Jeff and Trapper. Buck and I. We're going to have to start doing a bunch more research. We're going to have to dig into this Cherokee myth.
They can find out to fight this Cherokee devil.
To give us half a chance.