12 Days Of TCB: Not The Totem Pole!

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Bryan Green 0:00
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Bryan Green 0:54
And thanks to Ring for being a sponsor of the commercial break.
Krissy Hoadley 1:00
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Bryan Green 1:35
Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe and happy holidays. Sometimes podcasts like ours will take off a lot of time during the holidays, but not us. We're gluttons for punishment. So we have the 12 Days of TCB coming at you. December 13th through the 25th, brand new episodes every single day and live fresh episodes during the entire holiday season. As the great Clark Griswold once said, Holy shit, where's the Tylenol? Find it quick and join us this entire holiday season for brand new episodes of The Commercial Break.
Bryan Green 2:20
The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Ding dong.
Krissy Hoadley 2:25
Happy birthday, Jesus.
Bryan Green 2:27
Ah, yeah, dancers and prancers, welcome back to the 12 Days of TCB. I'm Brian Green. This is the Ellen of my clerk, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Krissy Hoadley 2:37
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 2:38
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Our marathon continues, Chrissy. I think we're doing very well. How are you holding up?
Krissy Hoadley 2:46
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Bryan Green 2:47
Are your lips chafed or anything? Do I need to get you some lipsticks, some chapsticks? Do you need water, hydration?
Krissy Hoadley 2:52
I've got that. A shit bag.
Bryan Green 2:54
Do you need anything? You know those marathoners?
Krissy Hoadley 2:56
My eggnog.
Bryan Green 2:57
Oh, there you go. Do you have eggnog really in there? I wish you did. That'd be a lot cooler if you did, bro. You know those marathoners? They just shit on themselves.
Krissy Hoadley 3:06
Yeah, I heard that.
Bryan Green 3:07
So I'm going to do that when we get to day number nine or ten.
Krissy Hoadley 3:10
We'll just wear diapers.
Bryan Green 3:11
What's that?
Krissy Hoadley 3:12
We'll just wear diapers.
Bryan Green 3:13
Listen, don't knock it till you've tried it. You know, there are a lot of people. This was a thing on, I forgot which show, The Stern Show. So one of the guys there liked to go to heavy metal concerts, but he did not want to pee. He would drink a lot of beer. He did not want to go and pee and miss his favorite song. So he admitted on air that he would wear diapers. Now it's a thing. They are making diapers for concerts.
Krissy Hoadley 3:37
Rock diapers?
Bryan Green 3:38
Rock, yes. Rock dick diapers. Rock dick diapers.
Christina Archer 3:43
Is it like the same company as Liquid Death or something?
Bryan Green 3:46
It is. Yeah, super weird. Liquid Death, and then it's like, I don't know, in the spirit of Lemmy or something like that. Who knows? I saw the advertisement for it, thought it was a joke, but it's not a joke. Listen, it's just an adult diaper with leather.
Krissy Hoadley 4:00
With leather. Yes.
Bryan Green 4:02
You change out the diaper, then it's got a leather with a satanic cross on it.
Krissy Hoadley 4:07
Like a leather wrestling belt type thing?
Bryan Green 4:10
Yeah, kind of, but it's more of a thong with a satanic cross on the front of it. Oh, okay. You know, the six-sided pentagram or whatever it is. Whatever the satanists are into these days. Yes. Whatever the paganists are into.
Krissy Hoadley 4:23
I'll have to recommend that sponsorship for Jeff to look into for the festival.

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