Ms. Marcus (audio clip)
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Okay, sure. Listen, she just admitted that she left her earrings at other places, like at least about five different times.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
She's going to leave her earrings. The next thing you know, she's going to leave her children.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Honestly, a girl did that to me before. She left her kids here.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah. Yes, we did it because she wanted to come back the next day to see me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Would it be a chaperone?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
They're not even real diamonds, I bet you. Oh, come on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Maybe that could be our date. We could all get together, and we could check to see if the diamonds are real. That's kind of romantic.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, that was crazy. Crazy. That's what we heard.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, I was messed up that night.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah, she tried to pull one of those Cinderella acts on me.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Right, exactly. I don't have a diamond detector. I don't know if they're real diamonds or not. Nevertheless, I know she left them intentionally at my house. I know this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
How do I know that? I can tell. It happened to me before.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Listen, she can have her earrings back. I don't want them. What the heck do I need them for?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
The reason why I haven't texted her back is because I don't want her showing up at my house like she did the other day.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
That's my little younger brother. I gave him instructions on what to say, what to do when I'm not home. Who's playing games now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Listen, she just popped over my house on some shady shit. Like, it was just, listen, you didn't even get the text messages.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Yeah. Yes, and she would have gotten another date if she did not pull this stunt.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
Can you just give me my earrings back? I got you. I will give you your earrings back. But this is what I'll do. I'll send it to you. I need an address to send these earrings to you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest
I'm not trying to show up at her house. No, I'm not trying to show up at her house either.
PBD Podcast
RFK Jr. Hearing, Trump & Guantánamo Bay, American Airlines Crash w/ Rep. Byron Donalds | PBD Podcast | Ep. 541
That is correct.
PBD Podcast
RFK Jr. Hearing, Trump & Guantánamo Bay, American Airlines Crash w/ Rep. Byron Donalds | PBD Podcast | Ep. 541
Yes, I have.
Table Read
Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
What? No, I never even fired a gun. Okay, once, but it was in self-defense.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
I wish I had an ounce of power. I would help show people your beautiful country. I mean, despite everything, I kind of love it here.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Marcus inspects the plane. This thing is a death trap. I love it. You know, you really didn't have to do any of this.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
I think we'll take our chances on the death trap. Cute, by the way. In your dreams.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Marcus, amigo, I find you at last. Manny! Oh, thank God. Marcus, who are your friends with the guns?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Supposedly. Supposedly? If the rumors are true and he really is still alive... Who the fuck keeps a fucking rhinoceros in fucking Columbia?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Okay, well... You see, my friends and I, we were just hunting for jungle cows and... Pablo reaches out and squeezes Charlie's face affectionately.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
That's what this was all about? The resort was supposed to be a front? I swear I was going to tell you guys. Honestly, I never actually said I'd go through with it.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
OK, let all of us go, and I will get you a new rhinoceros. You have my word.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Then I guess you can kill me. Charlie? What the fuck are you doing?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Pablo stops. What sound is that? The sound of a ball-busting wife who chips away at your self-esteem till you're the shadow of the man you once were. Pablo sits down on the edge of his desk, agitated. Well, you better get on with it. Wouldn't want her to think you have a mind of your own, capable of making its own decisions.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
They got my passport. Yeah, mine too. You think it could have been the cleaning staff? Marcus shakes his head with disgust. Again, racist. How is that racist? They had direct access. It's racist because they're foreign. No, no, no. They're not foreign dipshit. We're in their country.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Okay, now we can go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Has anybody else noticed how quiet it is around here?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
If we survive that long... Oh, come on, can we just take a minute to appreciate everything?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
All right, I will admit it's definitely creating some sparks, but you'll forgive me if I don't get too excited until we're back on home turf.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
That's probably just making another pickup. Jesus, it's a roadblock. What if they're looking for us? Relax, we're just tourists on a way home from a weekend bender.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Oh, that chicken claw is so not sitting well with me. Charlie, don't look.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Oh, my God. It's her. Who? The woman from outside the airport. Your dream girl? Well, I mean, she's not exactly my dream girl. I mean, she's definitely a dream girl, but I wouldn't go.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Your dream girl's a fucking cop. Man, do you have a type or what? Seriously? Well, maybe she can help us. Cuff you and slam you to the ground. Not as fun as it sounds, trust me. Oh, God.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, my head. Oh, God. Oh, God, what the hell happened?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
That is so not funny. Well, then you're not going to find this funny either.
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Come to rack up body count. El Cantador? Where the hell would they get an idea like that? Well, they said, why else would Americans wear suits in the middle of the jungle?
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Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Good news is, this makes you somewhat of a badass. Or a target, same diff. Okay, we gotta get out of here. No shit, Sam's working on it right now.
Table Read
Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two
Please, don't stop on my account. And to sueño, you're here. No, no, no, see, that was... No, no, no, we were just... Sam and Guapito bust a gut.