Narration / Scene Description

The Jew Who Saved Christmas Written by Selina Warren and Marissa Reed Episode 1 Interior O'Hare Airport, Chicago, early evening The airport is bustling with holiday excitement. O'Hare Hall is decked out with boughs of holly. Red velvet bows hang festively. Light-up turtle doves float below the skylight ceiling where snowflakes dance to carols playing over the loudspeakers. It's Christmas Eve.

The Jew Who Saved Christmas Written by Selina Warren and Marissa Reed Episode 1 Interior O'Hare Airport, Chicago, early evening The airport is bustling with holiday excitement. O'Hare Hall is decked out with boughs of holly. Red velvet bows hang festively. Light-up turtle doves float below the skylight ceiling where snowflakes dance to carols playing over the loudspeakers. It's Christmas Eve.

The Jew Who Saved Christmas Written by Selina Warren and Marissa Reed Episode 1 Interior O'Hare Airport, Chicago, early evening The airport is bustling with holiday excitement. O'Hare Hall is decked out with boughs of holly. Red velvet bows hang festively. Light-up turtle doves float below the skylight ceiling where snowflakes dance to carols playing over the loudspeakers. It's Christmas Eve.

On the moving walkway, we meet our hero, Bernie Gold. The neon lights turn blue and white, creating a halo of Jewish light around our lead. Bernie is a mess. Her Spirit Airlines uniform is untucked and unwashed. With zero fucks to give, Bernie takes a massive hit off her vape. As she exhales, our title slaps. The Jew Who Saved Christmas.

On the moving walkway, we meet our hero, Bernie Gold. The neon lights turn blue and white, creating a halo of Jewish light around our lead. Bernie is a mess. Her Spirit Airlines uniform is untucked and unwashed. With zero fucks to give, Bernie takes a massive hit off her vape. As she exhales, our title slaps. The Jew Who Saved Christmas.

On the moving walkway, we meet our hero, Bernie Gold. The neon lights turn blue and white, creating a halo of Jewish light around our lead. Bernie is a mess. Her Spirit Airlines uniform is untucked and unwashed. With zero fucks to give, Bernie takes a massive hit off her vape. As she exhales, our title slaps. The Jew Who Saved Christmas.

Introducing the bane of Bernie's existence, Agent Gimble, a TSA agent who takes his job very seriously. His muscles bulge out of his uniform as he scolds Bernie.

Introducing the bane of Bernie's existence, Agent Gimble, a TSA agent who takes his job very seriously. His muscles bulge out of his uniform as he scolds Bernie.

Introducing the bane of Bernie's existence, Agent Gimble, a TSA agent who takes his job very seriously. His muscles bulge out of his uniform as he scolds Bernie.

Agent Gimble writes up a formal complaint.

Agent Gimble writes up a formal complaint.

Agent Gimble writes up a formal complaint.

Bernie blows her vape smoke directly into his chiseled trap before walking away.

Bernie blows her vape smoke directly into his chiseled trap before walking away.

Bernie blows her vape smoke directly into his chiseled trap before walking away.

Interior Spirit Airlines counter O'Hare moments later. Bernie stands behind the check-in counter staring blankly at an angry customer, his overweight bag on the scale between them.

Interior Spirit Airlines counter O'Hare moments later. Bernie stands behind the check-in counter staring blankly at an angry customer, his overweight bag on the scale between them.

Interior Spirit Airlines counter O'Hare moments later. Bernie stands behind the check-in counter staring blankly at an angry customer, his overweight bag on the scale between them.

The customer wipes away the spit that landed in his eye. Bernie leans over the counter.

The customer wipes away the spit that landed in his eye. Bernie leans over the counter.