Narrator/Detective

You get in an airplane and you watch cartoons. And when you wake up, you're in her house and there's a turkey.

You get in an airplane and you watch cartoons. And when you wake up, you're in her house and there's a turkey.

That's what I'm gonna find out. Chapter three. Nana was elusive. Sometimes she was lying in a recliner. Sometimes she was small inside a phone. If I was gonna track her down, I needed good old-fashioned shoe leather. First, I tried the playroom. Then I tried the room that has the chairs. I'd been at it for over ten seconds when I finally caught a break in the case.

That's what I'm gonna find out. Chapter three. Nana was elusive. Sometimes she was lying in a recliner. Sometimes she was small inside a phone. If I was gonna track her down, I needed good old-fashioned shoe leather. First, I tried the playroom. Then I tried the room that has the chairs. I'd been at it for over ten seconds when I finally caught a break in the case.

Nana picked me up and started carrying me. Before long, she was making a phone call.

Nana picked me up and started carrying me. Before long, she was making a phone call.

It was impossible to follow. Like all grown-ups, Nana spoke in a secret code designed to keep her operations hidden. What does smart cycle mean?

It was impossible to follow. Like all grown-ups, Nana spoke in a secret code designed to keep her operations hidden. What does smart cycle mean?

And that's when a familiar voice rumbled out of Nana's phone. We're driving to the beach. Just Google it, okay? There was no mistake in it. The voice belonged to Mama. And that could only mean one thing. This one went all the way to the top. Chapter four. I'm off the case.

And that's when a familiar voice rumbled out of Nana's phone. We're driving to the beach. Just Google it, okay? There was no mistake in it. The voice belonged to Mama. And that could only mean one thing. This one went all the way to the top. Chapter four. I'm off the case.

That was before I knew the score. If Mama's mixed up in this, I don't want anything to do with it.

That was before I knew the score. If Mama's mixed up in this, I don't want anything to do with it.

We all like Mama. She smells nice and is warm. But that doesn't change the fact that she runs this whole goddamn town.

We all like Mama. She smells nice and is warm. But that doesn't change the fact that she runs this whole goddamn town.

Look, you're just a kid, so I'll spell it out for you. Mama's the big boss around here. The doctor, the dentist, the Gymboree instructor. They're all on the take.

Look, you're just a kid, so I'll spell it out for you. Mama's the big boss around here. The doctor, the dentist, the Gymboree instructor. They're all on the take.

Dada. Dada's just a bag man. He wears a shiny watch. It's Mama's the ones that's calling all the shots.

Dada. Dada's just a bag man. He wears a shiny watch. It's Mama's the ones that's calling all the shots.

Oh, don't you get it? This is bigger than Moo Moo. Something's going down here, and I'm not hanging around long enough to find out what it is. I was halfway to my crib when the girl began to sob. It didn't take a detective to see she was frightened. Her eyes were bleary, her face pale and drawn, and at some point, she had pooped big in her pants.

Oh, don't you get it? This is bigger than Moo Moo. Something's going down here, and I'm not hanging around long enough to find out what it is. I was halfway to my crib when the girl began to sob. It didn't take a detective to see she was frightened. Her eyes were bleary, her face pale and drawn, and at some point, she had pooped big in her pants.