Neal Brennan
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Oh, I haven't been gay.
I have experienced a ton of homophobia.
Because I have a bidet.
Yeah, my straight guy friends would be like, can't do it, bro.
Can't have water shooting up my ass.
I'm like, are you worried about... Look, if the only thing keeping you from being gay is water hitting your ass, you are gay.
I'm dating someone with a kid and I relate.
She's the kid, the boy, her son is like three and a half.
And it's just like incredible.
I keep hearing that.
That's why I'm going to break up with her.
Because I'm not going to stick around for a bunch of garbage ages.
It looked like a, I got to say, pretty well-made bridge from what I could see.
Well, no, I will say it just looked like it was made of wood.
It did look like a movie.
You know what's funny is there's more – they're joking about the fact that I have a crypto joke in my new Netflix special, Crazy Good April 9th.