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Chapter 1: What does Neal Brennan's new Netflix special focus on?
Oh, I haven't been gay. I have experienced a ton of homophobia. Because I have a bidet. Yeah, my straight guy friends would be like, can't do it, bro. Can't have water shooting up my ass. I'm like, are you worried about... Look, if the only thing keeping you from being gay is water hitting your ass, you are gay.
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I'm dating someone with a kid and I relate. She's the kid, the boy, her son is like three and a half. And it's just like incredible. That's the age. That's the age. I keep hearing that. That's why I'm going to break up with her.
He's four now.
Chapter 2: How does Neal Brennan feel about the current state of comedy?
Because I'm not going to stick around for a bunch of garbage ages.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this silly show, Kristen Joy. Hopefully best to you.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on today's TCB infomercial with one of my faves, Neil Brennan. He's so funny. He is funny. We've been headlong into his material for, you know, a couple weeks now that we've been preparing for him to come on the show. And I do have to say, he's one of my faves right now. I know.
I think he's one of the most intellectual comedians on the circuit right now, and I'd be happy to...
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Chapter 3: What insights does Neal share about his experiences with ayahuasca?
pick his brain about it when he gets here in just a few minutes and coincidentally or not coincidentally his new special comes out today on netflix and uh feel free to go give that a gander because i think you're gonna like it courtesy and i had an opportunity to get it A look in? Yeah, we felt very special. I did feel very special. I do have to say that. We got a little preview of the show.
After months of interviewing celebrities, after weeks and weeks... Of promoting Netflix. Of promoting Netflix, they finally gave us an opportunity to take a look at what we're talking about. We got one of those screener accounts, which, you know, they give them to everybody. I mean, they give them to anybody. I don't know about anybody who wants them, but, you know, they will say to certain...
outlets, they'll say, hey, if you're going to do promotion on this particular show, why don't you let that show take a look at what you're promoting ahead of time so that you can go and look at it? And so it doesn't look anything like a screener account. It's just, you know, Netflix screener account. There you go.
Chapter 4: How does Neal Brennan view the impact of sports culture on athletes?
And then but your name is bouncing all around the screen while you're watching it, which is the only like. A little bit, the thing that was a little bit off-putting, I guess, is that your name is there. And that's so, of course, you don't then release that material out there into the wild.
They'll know who did if you did it.
If you did it, you get caught and you will be in trouble and you will not have that account anymore. But I do have to say, Neil was nice enough and Neil's people were nice enough to let us in on that screener account so we could watch his special before coming on the show. And it is fucking hilarious.
Jeff and I, we were saying we haven't laughed like straight through.
a comedy special in a long time and it was the whole time we were laughing it's ball bustingly funny you have to watch it so go now and search that neil brendan special on netflix available today april 9th as you're listening to this what is going to be old old news by the time we get there but i think we do have to talk about it at least just a little bit is p diddy getting busted
I know by the time this comes out, many more developments could happen, but we're just getting this today.
We're just getting this today. And I'll breeze over all the details because they will change every minute from here until when we actually release this. But I will say this, is that his drug dealer got busted with him. He's got a private jet, which people tracked as this is happening over the last couple of days, that people tracked down to the Caribbean. So they thought, well,
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of recent events involving P. Diddy?
he flew the coop. He went down to the Caribbean, but not true. He was in Miami waiting to get on a separate plane to fly to the Caribbean. I guess he decided, well, everyone's going to know my jet, so let me get on another jet and I'll fly down there. And he decides to take his drug dealer with him.
Well, his drug dealer... We saw a picture.
Looks like... a kid bumming a cigarette from me outside of a bar. This does not look like a drug dealer. He's like 24, 25 years old, white as the driven snow, wearing a hoodie, clean shave, and doesn't look like he could grow a mustache if he tried. And I'm like, that's your drug dealer? All the people you know?
All the people you know, Diddy, and that's the guy that's bringing your shit with you? It's silliness. Don't do that.
Chapter 6: How does Neal Brennan relate his upbringing to his comedy style?
Can't you get it where you go? I mean, honestly, if you're going down to the Caribbean... Doesn't it make sense that you would be able to like find somebody to get you a little whatever it is you're into blowing strippers? I don't know. Whatever it is you're into. But let's let's wait and to see how all this pans out before we talk more about it.
But I will say that if true, whatever he's being investigated for, if true, it's pretty fucking horrific. Yeah. And there are so many people now coming out of the woodwork saying, I told you so, and pointing to past media or posts or whatever that they put out there, including that Danity Kane. Remember that Danity Kane band that he put together? And then they had like the girls group, you know.
Yeah, no.
Forever or something like that? I don't know. Maybe I'm mixing up a Netflix show called Five Forever.
Chapter 7: What unique perspectives does Neal offer on mental health and therapy?
Is that it?
Five Ever? Five Ever.
Five Ever? Maybe I'm mixing that up with the P. Diddy special, with the P. Diddy group that he put together on MTV, making the band. Oh, right. I forgot about that. But that girl came out and she said, hey, listen, I told you guys this a long time ago. And there's a lot of other people who are saying this too, including 50 Cent.
Now Cuba Gooding Jr. is getting wrapped up into it as well.
Well... I think Cuba... I mean... I think this is true. I hope it's true. If it's not, then allegedly.
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Chapter 8: What advice does Neal give for aspiring comedians?
Cuban Gooding Jr., didn't he molest some girl at a bar at one point, then got arrested for it, and then he had to pay a fine or something like that? I can't keep up now. I can't keep up either, but I haven't seen Cuba in too many movies lately. So I think that generally people have shied away from working with Cuba after this whole incident occurred. But then there's like...
That preacher that Oprah loves was hanging out with... Everybody was hanging out with Diddy at Diddy's parties.
William... We had huge parties.
What's that? He had huge parties. Apparently the best parties. But, you know, the best is like a... I don't know, it's a pretty loose term when you're talking about parties, right? You go to the best party and it could have half-song Hoadley and Brian half-drunk looking to score blow from D. Or you go to the best party at a mansion in Miami where there's lots of illegal things going on.
that clearly you would have to have no moral compass to avoid. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know. When they say the best parties, I think that's just code word for, was way too crazy for me, bro. Sorry I even showed up, erase the video. You know what I'm saying? I think there's a lot of people right now wishing they didn't go to the craziest party that Diddy threw for sure.
And you know what else is just happening now, in case we mention it to Neil, is that bridge collapse that just happened in Baltimore. And the thing that I find interesting about the bridge collapse, clearly, I don't think it was terrorism or anything. I think it was just a captain who lost control of his ship.
But the thing that I do find interesting about that is, like, how are they going to get all those other ships out of port? Like, if that's the port, where do they send all the other ships? Yeah. Yeah. It's like my kids running up and down the hallway right now. I have a gate and I close it so the kids can't get out of the port. But now clearly they've been let loose inside of the port.
Release the hounds indeed. So listen, you know, I just got to say to Diddy, if you've managed to get out of this without being in cuffs or in a courtroom, then we were all wrong and we're very sorry. But you need to change your drug dealer. This is not the guy you want running around with you in a group with P. Diddy. That's the guy I'm pointing out as this one is not like the other.
You know what I'm saying? This guy, something is not like the other. And it's this kid, 25 years old, just fresh faced. I mean, I went to Catholic school with kids like this. But then again, the Catholic school kids did get the drugs. That's right. So, yeah, because they could buy them from their parents. You know what I'm saying? That's the way that it went.
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