Neal Freiman

Boneless wings can, in fact, be called wings.

Yesterday, a district court judge dismissed a complaint from a man who sued Buffalo Wild Wings over deceptive marketing.

Back in 2023, this guy ordered boneless wings from a Buffalo Wild Wings and said he was shocked to find out they were not chicken wings that had been deboned, but instead just white meat nuggets cooked in the style of a chicken wing.

Buffalo Wild Wings said, get over yourself.

By using context clues, you can figure out pretty easily that our boneless wings are not deboned wing meat, much in the same way that everyone understands cauliflower wings are not made out of wing meat.

Despite the case's gravely serious nature, the judge had a lot of fun with this ruling, saying the complaint has, quote, no meat on its bones, and the accuser did not drum up enough factual allegations to state a claim.

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