Nicholas Hartley

That's bullshit.

That's bullshit and a half.

And then he'll be like, the black person will answer.

He'll be like, why would anybody think that?

And then it's ding, and he goes, this is bullshit.

I mean, I always say that, like, kind of watching it, if I've been gone for a while, I forget how racist he is, you know, but I love my grandpa.

So when I go back and watch Family Feud, it almost feels like cracking open a cold one after an AA meeting, you know?

I'm like, I can't enjoy this, but God damn, does it hit the spot every single time.

Every time.

No, he refuses to watch basketball.

He does not consider that an American sport, I don't believe.

Yeah, I don't know about that one.

He wasn't happy, you know.

He wants me to be an engineer, but I got a little sad.

Oh, no.

You're doing just fine.

Thank you, Tony.

I actually have an answer.

The most racist thing my grandpa ever said doesn't even involve the N-word.

I was at an American Legion with him, and there was this black man there, and I thought, my grandpa's not racist.