Nick Cafero (as Easton Royal)
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Wait, you two aren't going to actually break up, are you? You're Ella and Reed! You two overly responsible, anxiety-ridden freaks are perfect for each other!
Wait, you two aren't going to actually break up, are you? You're Ella and Reed! You two overly responsible, anxiety-ridden freaks are perfect for each other!
Nova! Oh, God. These roses are for you. The balloons as well.
Nova! Oh, God. These roses are for you. The balloons as well.
Nova. I've known you since freshman year. But I didn't talk to you in full sentences until much more recently. But at that time, I realized you were different from the many, many, many, many girls I've dated before.
Nova. I've known you since freshman year. But I didn't talk to you in full sentences until much more recently. But at that time, I realized you were different from the many, many, many, many girls I've dated before.
Oh, he memorized this. For that reason, I've come to you today to ask you a question.
Oh, he memorized this. For that reason, I've come to you today to ask you a question.
Val, I know you're whispering, but your voice carries.
Val, I know you're whispering, but your voice carries.
Nova, are you ready for my question? Will you go to prom with me?
Nova, are you ready for my question? Will you go to prom with me?
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Ella, I cannot express how much experience I have with women. I am a hot girl whisperer, okay? Do you know how many girls have told me they love me? I've had women stealing locks of my hair.
Ella, I cannot express how much experience I have with women. I am a hot girl whisperer, okay? Do you know how many girls have told me they love me? I've had women stealing locks of my hair.