Nick Cafero (as Easton Royal)

Have you ever seen me take things so glacially slow with a girl? She's worth it, obviously. She's gorgeous. She's perfect.

Have you ever seen me take things so glacially slow with a girl? She's worth it, obviously. She's gorgeous. She's perfect.

Basic stuff, hi, bye, how are you? The kind of subtle flirtation, you know?

Basic stuff, hi, bye, how are you? The kind of subtle flirtation, you know?

Oh, shit. You are, dude. But why am I doing that?

Oh, shit. You are, dude. But why am I doing that?

Maybe I am more than just an extremely sexually talented young man. Then again, she hasn't said no yet, so maybe I'll wait for a firm answer and then decide yay or nay on the self-esteem path. That sounds like a whole thing, you know?

Maybe I am more than just an extremely sexually talented young man. Then again, she hasn't said no yet, so maybe I'll wait for a firm answer and then decide yay or nay on the self-esteem path. That sounds like a whole thing, you know?

Four, five, six, like they say, I can't be fixed.

Four, five, six, like they say, I can't be fixed.

Yeah, yeah. It's nothing. Did something happen with Reed?

Yeah, yeah. It's nothing. Did something happen with Reed?

Don't be mad.

Don't be mad.

Bella, there's something I've been hiding from you.

Bella, there's something I've been hiding from you.