Nick Farabaugh

They've got guys who are big, and they all stink.

Right, especially to the guy with the blue wig.

By the way, whatever happened with that guy?

I asked Ray Fittipaldo.

Somebody needs to call the NFL.

Yeah.

Will you call the NFL, Sean, or at least send them an email?

We'll let limits handle that when he comes back.

Just send him an email saying Roger Goodell or somebody from the NFL is on the record saying a long time ago, you guys were going to investigate the guy with the blue wig on what happened the previous year.

And what he said the previous year with Metcalf, when apparently, according to Jay Glazer, some very bad things were said.

What became of that?

We're still waiting.

No scuttlebutt at the combine about it, apparently.

Well, it depends on how much you do believe in mentors, doesn't it?

And how much you believe in personal coaches, because I think that's exactly what Brady is going to become with this kid.

Can't hurt, I'll put it that way, to have the greatest quarterback in NFL history on your side.

Then again, even the greatest quarterback in NFL history, if he can't play or he can't process, isn't going to save you.

You know what I mean?

They all stink.

Yes, I think that's the moral of that story.