Nick Freitas

It was wild.

You will notice that in my book, there is no chapter on car maintenance, and there's a reason for that.

Well, the first thing you do whenever you change a tire is you hurt yourself and throw something and then curse.

Yeah, because you want it to be stable.

You want it to be balanced.

Is that how you tighten your nuts?

By the way, Michael and I are one and one and game show

Hey, that's right.

He beat me on the one he rigged, and then I beat him on the one that was fairly done.

So this is the tiebreaker.

So they've never been in a fight or they never get into fights?

You know what?

I got the answer right here.

Ready?

Here it is.

Look, it's whatever that girl in fourth grade did to Michael when she took his lunch.

You know, from now on as a public service, I might just go around and start randomly hitting dudes to be like, there you go.

I remember the first time my daughter, when we homeschooled for every year of her education except for one, and it was fifth grade, and she had a girl that threatened to beat her up.

And so I said, great, well, we're going to teach her how to fight.

Well, the school won't let me fight.