Nick Jonas
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Awkward silence followed by you telling me that you probably needed to get back to helping guests.
I told you I'd save you a seat, and then the movie started, and you never came back.
That's probably it.
She says, after the show, I left the theater looking for you, and that's when I found out, apparently, film festivals have a no re-entry policy.
Oh, shocking.
Which feels especially uncool for a horror movie fest, because what if the killer was outside and I had no re-entry?
She thinks it's a documentary.
That's a good plot.
You should write it down.
Either way, I'm thinking of you.
If you see this, email me back and we can go to a different festival.
There's something called Dumpster Flicks.
Cinema behind the laundromat.
Why do I feel like she's starring in those films?
Could be fun.
Signed, Sandy the Shirtless Wonder.
Parentheses, Google me.
I hope that's her stage name.
Google her.
I might.