Nick Jonas
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Let's go to your next missed connection.
It's titled, To the Hottie on Aisle 3, Man for Woman, 76, Kroger.
Oh, 76.
He says, I saw you maybe 40 years younger, blondish hair, tight bod.
Oh.
We were both near the laundry detergent aisle when I was shopping with my retired German shepherd named Tank.
Aw.
Aw, Tank.
Well, technically, Tank saw you first.
And by saw you, I mean I watched him aggressively shove his nose directly into your backside.
Like he was uncovering a cartel operation inside your yoga pants.
You know what they say, owners and their dogs often alike.
Yeah.
True, yes.
I was embarrassed, but that's what dogs will do sometimes.
So I just told you the truth, that he was trained to detect narcotics.
Oh, okay.
Hopefully you didn't bring any in the store with you.
You just smiled politely and walked away.
Yeah, a few minutes later, I saw you in the frozen foods area and felt bad about what happened.