Nick Lynch

I was born in a nursing home.

I wasn't born in one.

My parents owned one when I was little, and I grew up in the halls of that place.

I remember being like a little, little kid and walking down the hallway, and there was like benches on the sidewalls, and this old man is just sitting there like leaning on his cane, just having a fucking chill-ass time.

Nice.

And he's like, you ever heard of the Great War Boy?

I'm like, no.

no and he proceeds to tell me all about the great war which i didn't realize at the time like i was six i didn't know what war was let alone the great war fucker fought in world war one holy shit dude i thought this was a grooming story no god damn i thought jeremy was gonna be like fuck you old man right from under him fucker fought in world war one and uh

Just straight up told me a story about some shit that he did.

And I was like, oh, that's fucking crazy.

It's like a whole ass shit twister, but you only do half of it, but you do it twice.

Oh, cool.

Good riddance.

Probably had to shit.

Are we talking about the optic or your butthole?

Look at it.

This is weird.

I don't like this.

It is.

I don't like your side camera.