Nick Lynch

Yeah.

My wife, she's like, she'll be like, Hey, do you want to go to dinner with her friends or whatever?

And I'll be like, yeah.

And she'd be like, okay, we're going to meet him at eight 30.

I was like at night.

Never, nevermind, man.

I'm out.

I'm not interested in that.

That's like, like I've already got my pants off by eight 30.

Yeah.

yeah once they come off they ain't going back exactly dude that is actually my rule like i will not take my pants off until i know for a fact that i don't have to do anything else for the rest of the night but once they come off that shit could catch on fire and i'll just be like guess i'll die because i'm not putting girls in their bras once it's off there's no going back

yeah yep 100 yeah dude i will leave something in my truck and if you know if i got my pants off yeah fuck it i'll get it tomorrow oh yeah dude i left my gun in the truck the other night but i already had my pants off i was like well so i guess someone gets a free gun i don't even care man what's your address uh it's uh six 1776 pennsylvania avenue oh there you go

I sure do.

Actually, what is the White House address?

It's like 1300?

I don't think they ever told me the address.

What's the address of the Lincoln Memorial, bitch?

What's the address of the Lincoln Memorial?

Oh, let me find out.

It's 1776 Pennsylvania Avenue, idiot.