Nick Martell

It's like a Zoom spell.

Let's break down the business model, besties, because the average wedding price is at 34K right now.

That's an all-time high.

Average wedding anxiety, therefore, is also at an all-time high.

So why not drop 28 bucks on a couple of spells this weekend?

It's psychological insurance, and it all costs less than a single crude attack.

Buy one spell, get one hex half off.

Full disclosure, my in-laws just went to a wedding in Scotland where the bride bought a wedding spell.

And the weather, it was 65 and sunny for those nuptials.

In Scotland, besties, there is no scientific evidence that etchy witch bells for wedding weather really work.

But there is economic evidence that this could be the next profit puppy.

Somebody's watching a little too much Widow's Bay, Nick.

For our first story, Snap just launched Specs, smart glasses designed to make you look hot.

Even though they cost $2,200, these smart glasses could win because they're inspired by a supermodel.

Oh, Jack, what's the line about fetch?

I'm sorry, Gretchen.

Fetch is just not happening, baby.

Right.

Well, Snap doesn't agree with that philosophy because they've been trying to put a camera on your face since 2016.

Back when they dropped the old Spectacles 1, the real first consumer smart glasses out there.