Nick Martell

But besties, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories,

I mean, what a mix of stories to send you off to Italy.

Love the mix, Jack.

If you're getting married this weekend, it's not too late to hire a witch.

A wedding witch.

To protect your wedding investment, pay a witch to bless the weather.

Because besties, you can control the caterer, you can control your mother-in-law, but you can't control Mother Nature.

Because get this, brides are going on to Etsy to hire four higher witches for good weather spells.

Basically, scare away the rain for a few bucks.

Simply Venmo Glinda, Circe, or Hermione, and they'll curse away the clouds for you.

I mean, Jack and I jumped in T-Boys now.

We're looking at Sophia the Witch right now.

She calls herself a medium, by the way.

What kind of numbers we see in Jack?

She's got 4.8 star average rating on Etsy, and she charges only 14 bucks per spell.

I guess she can do the spells remotely, which is convenient.

It's like a Zoom spell.

Let's break down the business model, besties, because the average wedding price is at 34K right now.

That's an all-time high.

Average wedding anxiety, therefore, is also at an all-time high.