Nick Martell

So why not drop 28 bucks on a couple of spells this weekend?

It's psychological insurance, and it all costs less than a single crude attack.

Buy one spell, get one hex half off.

Full disclosure, my in-laws just went to a wedding in Scotland where the bride bought a wedding spell.

And the weather, it was 65 and sunny for those nuptials.

In Scotland, besties, there is no scientific evidence that etchy witch bells for wedding weather really work.

But there is economic evidence that this could be the next profit puppy.

Somebody's watching a little too much Widow's Bay, Nick.

For our first story, Snap just launched Specs, smart glasses designed to make you look hot.

Even though they cost $2,200, these smart glasses could win because they're inspired by a supermodel.

Oh, Jack, what's the line about fetch?

I'm sorry, Gretchen.

Fetch is just not happening, baby.

Right.

Well, Snap doesn't agree with that philosophy because they've been trying to put a camera on your face since 2016.

Back when they dropped the old Spectacles 1, the real first consumer smart glasses out there.

The original Snapchat smart glasses were 130 bucks.

Remember, they sold them out of those random pop-up vending machines.

They were kind of cute.

They took 10-second videos and synced directly to your Snapchat account and then would disappear.