Nick Martell

Your sweatpants have been tailored to your hairless bodies.

Because lovely Los Angeles has created a wellness and beauty economy unlike any other.

And Nick and I got the receipts.

It includes an in-store nutritionalist who will guide you to the peptides which are in aisle six.

The number of Pilates studios in Los Angeles just hit an all-time high of 562.

We double counted.

Reformers per capita is now an official statistic at the LA Fed.

Oh, and matcha scalping?

That is now a recognized profession in LA.

Yeah, you want to keep your matcha dealer close because that secondary market is hot.

It's Biro, the non-alcoholic beer you can sip right through that infrared face mask.

That's half of the average In-N-Out, but it's more than the average Burger King.

Lip filler.

It's the L.A.

Whopper.

We actually squeezed in a 15-minute Brotox appointment between breakfast with our agents and our cold players.

Yeah, and we did it at Christopher Nolan's Nanny's ADU.

Add it all up, Yetis.

And L.A.

is the only place where you can spend $23 on a smoothie and spend $15,000 to skip the smoothie line.