Nick Martell

80% of human beings chose to turn left.

Another one using kindergartners at a Japanese school found that 75% of them choose to turn left, not right.

It doesn't matter the culture, the country, most of us turn left if given the arbitrary choice to turn left or right.

It doesn't even matter where a majority of us are righties.

We all tend to turn left, it looks like.

We apparently have a natural bias for moving in a counterclockwise direction.

No hypothesis yet as to why, but the next study will hopefully tell us why we all go lefty-loosey.

Yetis, you look fantastic for Ceviche Wednesday.

Jack, you are glowing over there.

Should we?

Oh, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to book you a wedding witch to cast a spell on the weather so your flight gets out to Italy.

Is that okay?

That's a great idea.

Dude, if my flight gets canceled, that'd be a disaster.

No, no, no.

$14 for a spell, so you get to Italy?

I mean, that's a write-off.

It's on the business.

And remember, yetis, I have one open hour.