Nick Offerman
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
They didn't even turn in the other guy's tape.
And so it was, I mean, good Lord.
I mean, it changed my life so profoundly.
And I'm so grateful to Mike and Greg for sticking with me.
I mean, I'll be forever in their debt.
I got to tell you, Leslie.
Establishing this national park right next to Pawnee is quite an accomplishment.
This is a fine piece of land you saved.
Well, first of all, I would be working for the federal government.
Well, there must be dozens of people gunning for this job.
I wouldn't want you to ruffle any feathers.
Rangers, my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson.
Your job, and mine, is to walk this land and make sure no one harms it.
Speak honestly and treat everyone with fairness, we will get along just fine.
Though hopefully not too fine, as I'm not looking for any new friends.