Nick Offerman
speaker
1,205 appearances
7 recordings
5 series
first heard Jan 2022
last heard 2 May
Nick Offerman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I left I left a place out.
We started our tour in Cyprus in the middle of the Mediterranean in a 2000 year old Greek amphitheater, which was so incredible to perform Kabuki Achilles in that setting.
While we were there, we had the last couple of weeks of rehearsal in a little mountain village called Kalapaniotis.
And the young men in the show were being put up in a monastery in a sort of dormitory setting, but, you know, quite idyllic in the Cypriot mountains.
And one day, Sensei came in to check on us and sort of check out our comportment, as it were.
We were his charges.
And he looked into our bathroom.
And I don't remember, you know, we had basically destroyed this bathroom.
It was terrible.
And he came out and gave me this lesson I can never forget, which is he said, when you leave a bathroom messy...
No matter who comes after you into that bathroom, you are doing them such an unkindness.
You're being such a bad neighbor.
And if you go into a bathroom and someone else has left it messy...
It doesn't matter who did or when.
The next person is going to think you did it.
Yes.
So not only do you have to be conscientious and take care of your own hygiene and cleanliness, but...
And now I'll go into a bathroom that someone else has been a jerk and left a mess.
And I'm like, God damn it, sensei.
Now I have to clean up some other jerk.
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