Nick Rochefort

And that's the perfect name for a black porn star.

I mean, come on.

coming tonight.

Midnight Hammer.

But anyways, just for the proof, he's our dick.

What's up, guys?

So I found out my ex was bisexual when I found the Grindr app on his phone, which I thought was just like a GPS app to the gyms.

And it was.

To Jim's and Mike's and Tony's.

That's not why we broke up, though.

It was actually because he's a whore.

Bisexual I can deal with, but bi-loyal, absolutely not.

Then I found out my boyfriend's best friend's girlfriend, she confessed to me that they had had a threesome, which is crazy.

Like, they tied her up naked in the bed.

She thought she was gonna get some kinky good fun, but they actually just forgot she was there and went out.

just, you know, right next to her.

Which to me sounds a lot less like a threesome and more like a coming out party that took a hostage.

It actually took him two years to admit that all of those things were true too.

Which is fair if you consider the fact that most people can't admit that they're the problem, let alone admit that they're at the bottom.

Totally, crush on you, absolutely.