Nick the Rat

What are you doing?

I love video games.

I don't really watch people play games.

There's no point.

I'm going to play the game.

it's, why are you, it's like watching porno, why are you watching porn, go have sex, why are you watching sports, go to the park, wait, do you watch people work out, do you, do you, do you sit there and just, oh, let's watch this guy cook a fucking steak, well, some, some people are entertaining, and you want to do that, but, but, I'm just, I just want to, I just want to play some

some basketball on the computer and not eat 100 gigabytes of my goddamn shit.

You know, if you like sports, it's okay, okay?

I really don't care.

Everybody's brainwashed and watches that shit.

Oh, you gotta watch the Super Bowl?

Who cares?

Who cares?

And it's like, is it because of where you live?

Is it because, oh, I live in Seattle.

Oh, God, I really have to watch this team win because it's going to make me feel like my dick's bigger.

Like, what are you guys doing?

I'm yelling at you guys right now.

I'm mad at you.

Yeah.