Nick the Rat

So you know it's real.

I'm going to shoot that ghost with an IR laser.

Not like having an IR laser.

Actually, it's not an IR, it's VR.

No, it's a UV laser.

and having something that glows in the dark.

I highly suggest you guys pick up like a laser that I could shoot and make things glow in the dark.

And you see that the video is frozen.

You guys think I'm crazy right now.

Hold on one second.

Let me get this.

Let me unfreeze this video so I could, uh,

seem less crazy to everybody here, let me, uh, go back here, here we go, here we go, okay, got the live footage, boom, boom, look at that, blasting that fucking ghost right in his face, there we go, give him that glow, give him that glow, you can't tell right now, he's glowing like a, he's glowing like a pickle, all right, ahem, all right, everybody,

Tonight I'm drinking Michelob Ultra because it only has 2.6 carbs and 95 calories.

I'm sad about this.

But cheers.

Tastes like seltzer.

You know, let's start the music up.

Oh, also, I was joking about not having a topic.

We're going to be talking about the mysteries of the universe and the hidden energies that lie within you.