Nick the Rat

I want to see how much, like, my brain can just make reality just, like, a common occurrence.

Like, you know, oh, I lost both of my ears and a couple fingers.

Well, you know, it's fine.

You know.

No, it's because I have to do really naughty things for that $5,000.

Like, it's...

I don't know why you want me to send you those pictures with my toes in certain areas on your mom, right, in her nose with my hose.

I see some people in the chat talking about cybernetic eyeballs, like, oh, you won't have to...

Man, I reject the metal.

Praise the flesh.

I'm a fleshy kind of guy.

I used to be kind of like, you know, being a cyborg is cool.

Look at this, man.

When I'm older, I'm going to put an SD card in my... I'm going to have an SD card slot in my head so I can listen to the Ramones when I'm taking a shit.

That's not cool, man.

You don't want to break things.

They're already pretty good.

You want to keep status quo going for as long as possible.

I think status quo is pretty cool.

Living forever probably sucks too.