Nick the Rat

and everybody could see their white blood cells.

I remember the first time I saw my white blood cells.

I was at a doctor's office, like a dentist's office, and I was looking up at the light above me, and I was like, I was pretty young.

I was like, you know, 12, 13.

I was turning into a fresh, young, budding teenage rat, and I'm laying there looking up as the dentist was digging through my mouth at the light on the ceiling, and I was like,

I might have—I know I cleaned up, but do I have—my hands, did I rub my eyes after I did the thing?

Do I have sperm in my eyes or something?

What are these little things that I see swimming around?

And it was—you could see the white blood cells going through your veins in your eyes because they're less dense—

Then red blood cells, so you will see little specks of light going around in your eyes if you know how to see them and concentrate on seeing them.

You could see pretty much anything if you'd concentrate hard enough.

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Somebody sent me this check to PO Box 90549, Brooklyn, New York, 11209.

fat boy nuclear vibe sir my crotch lay away for sis 96 cents these i just want to say dr simmer crotch these checks give me such um joy in my life if it wasn't for you

My P.O.

box would be cold and empty.

I would go there every week because every Wednesday I do the routine.