Nick the Rat

um no no no i did there was a there was a when i was growing up there was an elevator in my building and there was a um one of the elevator buttons was missing and if you stuck your finger in there you would get a shock so i don't know if that was a capacitor in that hole uh probably not it's probably just like a metal plate probably exposed wires or something um

I don't think I ever touched a capacitor.

No?

So going with your elevator story, back when I was growing up, it was a gas stove at my parents' house, but something in the wiring for the ignition or something was weird.

So if you were tall like myself and were stirring your mac and cheese

and you touch the kitchen sink at the same time, you got a jolt.

Should we jump right to you, huh?

So I'd get them to walk over, and we'd do the human chain.

It was stupid kid fun.

That's pretty cool.

Back to adult gaming, because that's the point of the show, right?

Could be, sure.

Let's go with it.

So you have yourself a 9-volt battery, and if you flip it upside down and generously rub...

a bit of Vaseline or petroleum jelly on it, and then insert it anally, rectally, this is not medical advice.

It will still have the same, similar jolt.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Like Jolt Kohler?

What the hell are you sticking 9-volt batteries with Vaseline up your ass for?

I have not personally done it, but in my younger days, you see some weird shit.