Nick the Rat

It's clean.

No, if it's on your thigh all day there, Trey, then it'll be about as warm as it needs to be.

You could stick it in your ass.

Nine-volt battery?

You throw that inside the fucking bag?

No, yeah, sure.

And your armpit is basically your temperature.

They take your temperature in your armpit, or...

In your mouth?

Okay, how different is dog or cat piss to human piss?

Well, there you go.

i'm sure you can buy piss on the internet there's probably like internet piss because it's not like they're not taking a dna test and it's not like linked to you you just need some clean piss now to get some clean piss i'm sure i'm sure you know somebody that's clean that would piss for you like you know somebody i do i do i do but it's like i don't know if it's worth the hassle man like at least the company i work for is not a

I was like, did you say, you said, yeah, yeah, of course.

I smoke weed.

I only smoke at work if there's nobody else there.

If it's like an empty sewer day and all the scientists are at home and I'm sitting there and I'm like, yeah, I guess why not?

But you probably knock more things over.

I'm sure there's misplaced hammers, screwdrivers.

Where did you put that hammer, that Phillips head hammer?

Phillips head what?