Nick the Rat

Breakfast isn't real.

No shit, but for only $6.99, you too could enjoy an egg sewer sandwich yourself.

It's going to come through a female cow or chicken, and then it'll get to you at some point.

We have to take a quick musical break.

Do you want to hang out longer, or do you want to get hung up on?

All right, we're going to mute you for like a couple minutes.

We're going to play some music, and we'll be right back.

We have Bigfoot Beats with Dreaming.

I must be dreaming.

I think it should, I think it should touch you.

Oh, my God.

I got some peanut M&M's here.

I'll put them.

Let me stick them in the microphone here.

Do you know how much beef jerky you could probably get off of one cow?

Caller, can I ask you, when I was in the bathroom earlier, you were on that awesome song by Bigfoot Beats, I was thinking of the worst question I could ask you, and I thought of it, and I'm going to ask it to you now, so I'm sorry, but what is the worst accident you've seen at work?

20?

Oh, shit.

He lived?

Was he wearing a hard hat?