Nick the Rat

Proofy?

How about... So this conversation has to be special, in other words.

Um... Lucid dream... I could lucid dream and I find it boring because it's just me fucking around.

It's like...

Do you fly in your dreams?

I want to actually know if what I did was real.

So how about this?

I am going to use you as the target.

I am going to concentrate on you.

And when I sleep, I'm going to try to go to your house.

And then next time we talk, if it worked, I'm going to try to describe your house to you.

Because if I went and jerked off inside the White House basement, I don't know what the White House basement looks like, nor I don't know if anybody I talked to would know.

So I wouldn't be able to confirm that I was actually jerking off there.

So are you coming to visit?

Are you coming to visit?

In your house.

You're going to come visit my house.

I'm going to try to spooge in your bathroom.

And I'm going to try... But I need... I guess I don't need a target target.

I don't need to know your coordinates or anything.