Nick the Rat

The devils were my team.

I could almost dunk.

I could probably touch the rim.

So I was like, you know what?

Maybe I'll, let me get like a 10 year old basketball game or some shit so I could just, I could get it maybe like, maybe it's like a $2 basketball game so I could just run around.

Maybe, maybe like, maybe I'll get one from the time that Dennis Rodman was playing or some shit.

And you can't.

You can't get old games.

Maybe physical discs you could, but who fucking wants that shit?

Like, I was trying to download it.

I'm like, okay, I was doing research.

Like, hey, what is the best old basketball game that I could get?

And they were like, oh, the one they get is 2K2014.

Like, 2K2014, that's over 10 years old.

That's got to be like a dollar.

You can't get it.

It's no... You could download it illegally, maybe, but I'm not gonna be torrenting a fucking video game.

I'm not getting anything illegal that I have to install on my shit.

No, I put... I got whole milk in my coffee right here.

I got my instant coffee, my Mount Hagin's coffee...