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the phase one China deal in his first term, reversing the liberation day tariffs, the framework for a future deal on Greenland.

In each of those cases, it was Trump reversing his policy because stocks had fallen too much.

As Wall Street puts it, it's the Trump put and Wall Street now trades on it.

It's a cousin of the taco trade that Trump always chickens out.

Well, if things go badly in this war, oil could keep spiking and stocks could keep on falling.

So the Trump put, it could be the president simply pulling out of Iran and touting his killing of the Ayatollah as a victory.

The only question that remains, besties though, is reversing a war as easy as reversing a tariff.

For our second story, McDonald's newest burger is so big, their CEO is embarrassed to eat it.

He just doesn't know how to eat it.

I know, honestly, I feel bad for the guy.

I love the guy.

They didn't teach him in business school.

But we've actually seen the McDonald's Big Arch Burger before from a business school case study on catastrophe.

Oh, yetis.

Millennials, we say the word awkward.

Gen Z used the word cringe.

But you can use both of those words for the latest video from the official McDonald's Instagram account.

Because in it, Chris Kemzenski, the svelte little V-neck sweater-loving CEO, tries to bite into McDonald's' new burger, which has 1,020 calories.

It's so big.

Honestly, he strikes me as more of a soup guy jacket.