Nick

You know, I love the sweater, but it's giving kale.

It's definitely giving kale.

First of all, when he introduced the Big Arch Burger, he called it a product, not a burger.

That's your first problem right there.

I got to stop you.

Then he promised that he's really going to eat this thing for lunch, for real.

It's like no one's saying you're not.

Don't protest too much.

We hope you eat it for lunch, buddy.

You need more meat on those bones.

But it got worse.

He didn't know how to hold it.

He didn't know there were onions in it.

And then he took the tiniest little bite as his taste test.

Besties, this CEO taste test video has gone viral because it looks like a hostage situation.

The marketing team was holding his family hostage with a ransom demand that he eats this thing on air.

Now, besties, this is probably not the reason why McDonald's stock fell by 2% yesterday.

Although it does appear that McDonald's' kale-loving CEO has a psychological fear for the company's own food.

I'm sorry, Jack.

I think you mean the word product.