Nicola Tallent

Assistant producers, Nasa Kumiski and Chloe McPolin.

Episode editor, Jason Mullaney.

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How did a teacher fake two pregnancies?

And are ferrets good pets or do they sleep too much?

In a roundup of some of the more obscure stories from recent weeks, we take a look at some hapless criminals and some unfortunate enterprises.

You're listening to Crime World, a podcast from crimeworld.com.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.

I know.

Does anyone want a crime world mug for the viewers?

What's in the mug?

It kind of seems like just... You know what's in it is hot water and honey because I'm afraid I'm about to lose my voice.

Okay.

And I'm on the Late Late Show.

I didn't actually know that.

And it wouldn't help sitting there.